Just because I am bored

1. What do you wish your name was?

I dont know but I once met a cross dresser with the name "Champagne Glass" I thought that was kind of neato.

2. What is your favorite thing to wear?

I like to wear black. I know ugh but its tried and true why stop?

3. Last thing you ate….

A banana

4. Favorite quote?

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage~ Anais Nin


5. I say Shotgun, you say?

It reminds me of the time I got stuck in the backseat, drunk as a skunk I tried to get out of the car with my seatbelt on in McDonalds parking lot. Ack

6. Last person you hugged?

My husband

7. Africa or Mexico?

Hmmm... Mexico? I am not very well traveled.

8. How many U.S states have you been to?

Vermont ( born there ) New Hampshire ( live here ) Connecticutt ( went with friends ) Maine ( Old Orchard Beach ) New York ( Ground Zero ) Massachusetts ( shopping, Aquarium, bringing little sis to school ) Washington D.C ( Business trip) Virginia ( Business trip )

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?

2

10. Does anyone you know wanna date you?

I hope just my husband, but a few more would be flattering (I only say that because I like to pretend I am a hot bitch once in awhile.

11. Name something you like physically about yourself:

My hair, my boobs, my legs. I know superficial isnt it?

12. Something you don’t?

My tummy, my small ass, my chubba pug nose, but really it all fits me in a way.

13. Who is your best friend?

Noelle

14.Why are you still up?

I am nuts

15. Who/What made you angry today?

A receptionist that thought she had the right to tell me how to do my job. After walking away from her and beating the crap out of the papertowel dispenser in the bathroom I was fine. I forgot my pills this morning and it makes me kind of bitchy.

16. Favorite type of Food?

Veggies. Honestly I know I am fat and it doesnt make sense but I love veggies.

17. Favorite holidays?

All of them. Its a good excuse to shop for those you love.

18. Do you download music?

Yes I used to. I dont have much time for that now.

19. Do you care if your socks are dirty?

Yes, unless I am busy doing something creative. I dont care if my socks are sticking to the floor as long as there is paint involved.

20. What are you wearing right now?

My nightgown

21. Would you date the person who posted this?

I stole it first of all and I cant date, I am married!

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?

Yes

23. Do you love anyone?

Yes, several people.

24. Do you like George W. Bush?

I just puked in my mouth.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped?

No I am a tad afraid of heights but I would try it.

26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting?

No but it looks like fun.

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?

Yes, my job requires being kind to old perverts all day long.

28. How much money ya got in ya pocket?

There isnt a pocket in my nighty

29. Have you met a real redneck?

HAHAHAHAHA! I live in redneckville

30. How is the weather right now?

Ridiculous. I was wearing flip flops last weekend and now there is snow all over the place.

31. What are you listening to right now?

I am listening to biker buildoff, my husband is watching it on tv.

32. What is your current fave song?

Ms New Booty. Can I get one of those?

33. What was the last movie you watched?

RV

34. Do you wear contacts?

I used to. I had green and lavender ones.

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?

Work

36. What are you afraid of?

Losing loved ones.

37. How many piercings have you had?

5 in my ears,1 nose, 1 nipple. ( I know I went through a wierd rebel stage )

38. How many pets do you have?

None, sadly I am allergic.

39. What’s one thing you’ve learned?

Wait, I've learned something?

40. What do you usually order from Starbucks?

We dont have a starbucks here. I get gas station cappuchino french vanilla once in awhile.

42. Have you ever fired a gun?

Yes, I can hit the O in coke.

43. Are you missing someone?

Yes

44. Fav. TV show?

I dont watch much TV to be honest.

45. Do you have an iPod?

No

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?

Yes. Several different ones that look nothing like one another.

48. Who would you like to see right now?

If I could pick anyone I would see my dad.

49. Favorite movie of all time?

16 Candles, The Breakfast Club, or Pretty in Pink.

50. Do you find yourself loved?

Yes

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to?

Hasnt everyone?

52. Favorite flower?

Stargazer lilies.

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?

Butter me up baby.

54. What Magazines are you reading?

I dont read most magazines. At least not most chic mags. Too much fluff in there.

55. Have you ever ridden in a limo?

Yes, the last one was a super long excursion.

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently?

In some ways yes, we werent close but I really cared.

58. What’s something that really bugs you?

Not having any personal space. EVER.

60. Do you like Michael Jackson?

No. I used to like his music a long time ago.

61. What’s your favorite smell?

Nostalgia. A time, a place long ago.

62. Favorite baseball team?

I dont follow many sports. Sorry.

63. Favorite cereal?

Peanut butter captain crunch.

65. What’s the longest time you’ve gone without sleep?

2 weeks, my first c section.

66. Last time you went bowling?

About 3 years ago.

67. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?

A park bench, or a pool floaty. You pick.

68. Who was your last phone call?

My sister Karrie

69. Last time you were at work?

Today.

70. What’s the closest orange object to you?

The publish tag on the computer screen.